A little page of links to my other delightful posts.

Enjoy,

Mother Cougar

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• “Protect Yourself, Go Veg”: Rather strange advert (photo)
• “The C Word” : Breakfast leftovers from a bitter guy.
• “Men Are Like Buses”: You think you are safe, then they hit you like a stream of buses.
• “Mother Cougar Investigates Chatroulette” : It got scary…
• “The Cup Of Your Dreams”: Photo…..
• “The Man-Fanny”: Wrong on SO many levels…
• “Who Would Date A Freak Like That?”: The housemate FREAK.
• “FACEBOOK Freakage” : Random Facebook freak targets Mother Cougar
• “The Email From The ‘Separated’ Man” : Wrong…read it.
• “The Date Who Made Himself Sick…” : Just another freak…
• “The Benefits Of Being RID Of An Ex” : No more tears girls!
• “Lay On Your Tummy While I Put It in Your” : My ex boyfriend was a drip!
• “Who Would Date This Freak?” : A simple weirdo…
• “The Man Fanny” : Why do dudes wear these trousers?
• “Not All Men Are Annoying….” : Some are?
• “Mamma Coug Investigates Chatroulette” : WRONG!
• “Men Are Like Buses” : Literally…
• “The Passive Agressive” : With some brekkie torment?
• The Albanian Midget: A Midget who wouldn’t take “No” for an answer.
• Chicken Nugget:The guy with a penis the size of a chicken nugget.
• Spray Lord:The guy who used prolong ejaculation spray to maintain his erection.
• Boob Milk:The strange occurance of boob milk when not pregnant.
• The Note Taker:The guy who made notes on comments made towards him.
• The Long Wet Pencil Tongue:The guy who you’d never want to kiss.
• The Strange Squash:A photo of a very strange squash.
• Do You Swallow?:The strange chat with my Landlord.
• The Romanian Pimp:The guy who was actually a small time pimp.
• The Date Who Admitted Shitting Outside The Royal Courts Of Justice:A mental guy.
• Texting After The Date:Chat via text after a date.
• The Canadian Lubest:The guy who turned up for dinner with a rucksake full of lube.
• Why Skinny Men Are Pointless:What is the point of skinny men?
• Do You Resent Plums Being Associated With Bollocks? I Do.:Some theory on plums and bollocks.
• The Reason Why Beards Are Wrong:Some thoughts on men with beards.
• The Candy Man, Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid:The story of a stalker at work who tried to lure me in with a twix.
• Musicians: Better Off On Stage Than In Your Bed?:Some reason why musicians aren’t worth dating.
• The 31 Year Old Guy Obsessed With Telling Me Stories About When He Shits:A seriously mental guy who loves telling stories about his shits.
• I Told My Dad About You… :The guy who told his Dad about me and then told me about the conversation.
• Why 99% Of Men Could Do With A Semester In Borstal:Some thoughts on why a lot of men need to be better trained.
• Men, Are They Necessary In Todays Day And Age?:Some thoughts on whether men are essential to contemporary woman.
• The Could Have Been Hot Sex :The could have been amazing sex ruined by a condom disaster.