Hey, Mother Cougar,
I'm also a virgin, and due to the sudden pressures of 'holy shit, you're going to be a junior in college and you accidentally fall asleep with your Anthropology book, versus men' have been causing me to get a little stressed about my current status.
Luckily, reading your posts and answers for the last while have made me raise my standards...very high. It's good in some respects, but in others, I feel kind of guilty when your ghostly voice floats into my psyche, and is all, "Dude. Humping that skinny guy would be like bashing your hip bones on a pile of rocks...does that sound fun?" but on the bright side, I won't be jumping the bones of a random guy anytime soon.
I might end up being like Steve Carrell in the 40-year-old virgin (minus the facial hair and wiener) but at least I know I won't run the risk of a chicken nugget ;)
Keep up the great work!
Wait, my question: is it possible to set your standards TOO high? When is it okay to make exceptions?
I'm also a virgin, and due to the sudden pressures of 'holy shit, you're going to be a junior in college and you accidentally fall asleep with your Anthropology book, versus men' have been causing me to get a little stressed about my current status.
Luckily, reading your posts and answers for the last while have made me raise my standards...very high. It's good in some respects, but in others, I feel kind of guilty when your ghostly voice floats into my psyche, and is all, "Dude. Humping that skinny guy would be like bashing your hip bones on a pile of rocks...does that sound fun?" but on the bright side, I won't be jumping the bones of a random guy anytime soon.
I might end up being like Steve Carrell in the 40-year-old virgin (minus the facial hair and wiener) but at least I know I won't run the risk of a chicken nugget ;)
Keep up the great work!
Wait, my question: is it possible to set your standards TOO high? When is it okay to make exceptions?
Love it! I get a lot of emails but this has to be up there with my favourites! I love the line “WHEN YOUR GHOSTLY VOICE FLOATS INTO MY PSYCHE” !!! Just think, I’m saving you from chicken nugget nobs and bags of bones! To answer your question, you can never set your standards too high! Don’t settle for anything other than the primest of beef honey!
Love, Mother Cougar
