Facebook Chat: The Downstairs Neighbour’s Status: Fruit, Fruit, glorious fruit …..
Cougarized Commented: Which of the fruits are you eating today? BTW, I had 2.5 hours sleep.
The Downstairs Neighbour Comment: Plum, Peach and Apricot. I might have a kip under my desk this afternoon.
Cougarized Comment: Wow impressive….I’m going home to have a kip.
The Downstairs Neighbour Comment: Just had the peach ….. juicy
Cougarized Comment: I can tell you want the back door trotts for Friday huh? All that fruit in one go like that? I’ve got a replen today.
The Downstairs Neighbour Comment: Replen ? just googled that ? It’s put me off my fruit. Can’t believe you’ve used the words Back door trotts on my wall. Unbelievable
Cougarized Comment: OMG SICK. Replen is short for REPLENISHMENT… Although I just googled ‘replen’ and you are right, SICK.
The Downstairs Neighbour Comment: Haha Replen …..beware of abbreviations I thought you were making a reference to last night’s conversation.
Cougarized Comment: Pardon?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? Which one?! I have the memory of a goldfish.
The Downstairs Neighbour Comment: Showering before intimacy ….. ?
Cougarized Comment: Replen. Replen. REPLEN.
- Lesson one: never abbreviate anything unless you google it first…. -
To BE CONTINIUED….Cougarized.
