To all who follow me and my blog….I owe you a huge apology. I have totally neglected posting on here and I deserve a slap on the wrist if not my arse - which, I can tell you, I quite like in the right situation….

As you may have read, I began to post about my little neighbour from downstairs….the reason I have been absent from the blog is because I have been hugely present in the bedroom.

Who would have thought biscuits and tea at mid night with your neighbour would turn into full blown karma sutra-esque sex. I gotta admit, this guy has his faults…most noticeable his stinge like nature - that is, the guy has moth balls growing in his pocket which he seriously needs to turn into gold balls. BUT he is extremely giving in the bedroom and I’ll tell you something else, very grateful and THAT’S always good because REMEMBER they (men) are lucky to HAVE US.

To give you a breif run down….it started with biscuits and tea - yes highly juvenile approach to getting a man’s cock out but some can be quite intimidated by me (can’t think why?)…followed by a series of verbal abuse which he frankly, lapped right up. Couldn’t get enough even. His little brother with whom he flat shares even asked him how he puts up with me? Jog on son!! He know’s what side his bread is buttered!!!

Plus, you’ve gotta keep a man on his toes otherwise he’ll start to take the piss….so the biscuits and tea quickly turned to foreplay and penetration.Job done. Good work too…. It really is brilliant when you have sex on tap and only downstairs? Makes for a great set-up… i.e. I go out with my pals, doesn’t matter what time I get home, just give a knock downstairs or even bang the floorboards with my heels and up pops the gimp. Brilliant work!!!

He is a lovely chap, shouldn’t be TOO harsh although there is always room for improvement.

Remember that.

Anyway my little cougarettes and cougarized male followers…be sure, I will be posting far more frequently from now on.

Big Love.

Mama Coug.

X

P.S Questions on this guy are welcome. x