I’ll tell you right now why us dappy mere women are more attracted to bastards than good guys…. It’s because if a guy is nice, he’s needy and if he’s needy its not nice…its off putting…sex drive killing even. No one really lusts over a needy NICE guy, right? Nice guys are either gay or ugly or plain and simply boring WHEN comparing them to the bastard stereotype of a male.

I mean, lets face it, the bastard has allure…intrigue….makes us want to ‘talk about it’….’analyze it’…you know ‘eat ice cream and cry over it’ whilst wearing and over sized ‘I’ve just been dumped’ jumper sobbing to our bezzie mate racking up mental high phone bills.

So where’s the middle ground? I mean, you can’t have a nice guy who is a bastard? It’s a paradox. But then bastards aren’t nice…or are they?

Everyone is capable of being nice even bastard males its just how to work around the initial bastard trait and manipulate the bastard into thinking he’s winning/getting his way when actually he isn’t.

There comes a point when even a bastard gets hooked on a girl - be sure about that and then you get the nice guy but with the allure of the bastard.

Cougarized.