Don’t get me wrong. There have been periods in my life when I have been patient enough to ‘Love’ a member of the male species. Patience is definitely a virtue I have learned whilst in a relationship. Without it us women would be committing mass homicide, right?

The questions I ask is “Do we REALLY need men?”….

Here’s a list of some reasons why maybe a Man could be deemed a superfluous addition to the life of contemporary woman.

•   Thanks to sperm banks, women can procreate without having to put up with a miserable git on at them 24/7. Men complain women lament constantly but from experience, it is the men who are the biggest most passive aggressive moaners of our species.
• Thanks to all the amazing sex toys out there (ironically designed by mainly men) women can enjoy sex when they want it, for how long they want it, without the smell of stinky male BO or risk of disease and, here’s the amazing part, women can actually orgasm every time. Makes a change from having to fake it 99.9% of the time! Score.
•  The whole ‘Equality between the Sexes’ philosophy has been taken advantage of by males and nowadays getting one to even reach into his pocket to buy you a packet of gum would be close to a miracle so if they aren’t even going to release the moth balls from their pockets, what’s the point of them!
• Let’s face it men are inherently skilled at lying and cheating. This causes many women to turn into emotional wrecks, have breakdowns and more often than not, bring up spawn of man on their own. It’s just not necessary. Get to the sperm bank and avoid the inevitable let down of man.
• There was a time when men would stand up and fight for their woman. Nowadays they’re often the ones hiding behind the women with their cock between their legs whilst she sorts out whatever shit is going down. 
• Without men, there may be some more interesting stuff on TV instead of hours of freaks rambling on about how what’s his name kicked the ball here or there or how fast a car can go and how many doors this new addition of motor has. I mean please, how boring is this shit?
• Men are the most indecisive species out there. Probably why nowadays the most successful businesses are run by women? Sometimes it is hard enough to make decisions alone without having some jabbering fool in the background confusing you. Jog on man.

I could probably go on but I’ll pause there for now.

There is a lot to be said for the saying “Behind every good man, there is an even better woman”

Damn right, if man didn’t have woman, who’d change his nappy and wank him off?

Amen to that.

Cougarized