Years a go when living in NY I met a Spanish guy who claimed to be separated from his wife. We had a fling which ended because I left the country. Years later I received this email……

“Hey,
 
I miss u
I am still married and we have the same set up…
Its hard to explain…we are good friends and we have a normal family life…
But I am sexually frustrated…we do same missionary position all the time…
Plus I was never with one girl
so it is hard
U cant flirt or srew someone else…and so on…
so I seek exploring sex …I havent done it with anyone else so far…
I understand u being greedy and not wanting to share..
But I have always been honest with u
we have perfect relationship..what ever it is…
we have had sex and we went our ways and we still talk and we are the same
u were my perfect date in my life
thats what I look for
so I cant leave her… I already have a son and we have a family…and I can kill my personal desires or look for something casual or an affair…
I loved it when we got naked for each other…
I love yr body and yr skin…its amazingly soft and perfect and spotless…wow..I love love yr skin
I miss yr nipples so much…I wish I was sucking on them right now…and I havent licked pussy in years now…over 4 years
so u know how that feels…u know how I am paranoid…Can’t go down on every one….yrs…..I would eat with passion…umm
 
U wore me out not in bed as much as u did with yr sarcasm… at times it was a little too much so I had to adjust…and when u were talking too much to my cousin, i felt left out…these things influence my sex and passion …the more I am shown attention, the more attention I can give…
But I still remember looking at stars and making love under the sky….I was butt naked and I looked down…i was like …oh shit…we were a few hundered feet up …haha
I am in new york…I go home on leave and I pass by london…so a couple of nights of fun is at yr leisure…
and same when I come back…
I am dying to see a naked pic of u …I want to see yr lips, breasts and down there…so I can play with my thing and shoot my cum all the way to the walls….
here is a naked of mine….I hope u still remember HIM……smile
 
kisses on yr soft lips”

I would have attached the photos he sent with this mail but I wouldn’t want to put anyone off their supper.

Cougarzied.

> Connected, feel free to talk now

Stranger: Hey

You: Hi. Why are you naked?

Stranger: Ah, because I wanted a girl who would show me her top :P

You: That’s disgusting - do girls really do that on here?

Stranger: You know…yeah.. bored. Some do yeah

You: Really? Are they mingers?

Stranger: Mingers? what does that mean?

You: Why would they show a random man their top? (Minger=Ugly)

Stranger: and bored like me :P

Stranger: and, sometimes, it’s milf yeah

You: MILF? My Lord…

Stranger: Yeah…

You: Why arent they tending to their children?

Stranger: Wifes…

You: I know what milf is!

Stranger: I guess they don’t wanna cheat on their husbands so…

You: I guess not but maybe they should be bloody looking after their kids instead of showing their tits to randoms online? Don’t you think? What would you do if your Mum was on here and you saw her naked ?  Imagine that?

Stranger: Why are u girls never horny? :D LOL

Stranger: I don’t think she’ll do that

You: You’re a sad sick little pervert

Stranger: Ouch

You: What other weird stuff happens on here?

Stranger: People having sex :P

You: Really?

Stranger: I live in France, I study engineering :P

Stranger: and I am not proud of what I’m doing :P

You: So why do it?

Stranger: Because I am hooorny, I don’t wanna masturbate nor go out…

You: Do yourself a favour and GET A LIFE

Cougarized

On a date with a guy drinking my soya latte when he starts a conversation about his supposed ‘crazy’ ex girlfriend.

The story went along the lines of she had refused to let him into their shared apartment one night when he had stayed out too late and not told her. He’d tried to get in with his keys and found the door locked from the inside so was stuck outside. She had basically told him to sod off and she’d gone to bed.

He was left with no other option but to some how make his way across the city in the middle of the night/morning with limited public transport to get to his friend’s flat.

So as he put it, changing buses, he felt the need to ‘relieve’ himself and found what he described as a “secluded area”.

I said “What so you peed in the doorway of some city building?”

He looks at me a little uncomfortably and starts laughing.

I’m like…”Erm, are you trying to tell me you crapped outside?”

He laughs again and then finishes his story by saying he took a shit in the door way of a big building which when he had finished and looked up, turned out to be the Royal Courts of Justice.

Is this something a dude really should be admitting to a girl…EVER????

The date lasted 1.5 hours.

Cougarized

E: cougarized@hotmail.co.uk

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